Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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