i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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