Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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