Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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