I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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