We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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