That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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