I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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