we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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