IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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