Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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