Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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