The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
