we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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