At least make sure they are 18
Why
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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