He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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