u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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