yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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