Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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