just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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