either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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