i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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