and i looked up. we had an audience...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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