where am i from again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
How external is "for external use only"?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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