Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
