Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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