a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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