It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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