You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
honey bunches of taint.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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