I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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