i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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