Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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