Kiss
Puke
Jerry, you need to find god
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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