Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Let's paint friendship bongs
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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