how can u be prego again
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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