We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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