# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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