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I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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