Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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