I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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