well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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