Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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