I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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