I skipped work to stalk him.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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