porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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