It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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