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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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