Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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