About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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