at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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