Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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