Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So vagazzling was a success
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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