I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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